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We Need a Protest
Calendar
What would it take for Eugene Weekly to
prepare and publish a calendar of upcom-
ing demonstrations/political events in the
area? Turnout is exploding at recent town
meetings, such as Sen. Jeff Merkeley and
Rep. Val Hoyle, and so many there asking
what they can do. Attending such an event
is certainly better for your health than
endless doom scrolling.
John Brobst
Eugene
Editor's Note: Great minds think alike!
Please see the “Activist Alert” column we
brought back!
Tax Exemptions are
Gutting Us
Carol Ipsen's letter (3/25) hits the spot.
How can anyone with common sense
disagree that a city facing a serious budget
short-fall should in no way continue its
short sighted policy of property tax exemp-
tions? Where else does the city get an
important part of its funds to operate? I
agree with Ipsen wholeheartedly that “you
can't make this **** up.” For example,
when I think of one of Eugene's greatest
programs, an inspiration to other cities
throughout the country, a critical service
known as CAHOOTS is now facing a fund-
ing shortfall. Another one of my favorite
city services, the Eugene Library system
is in dire straits. Again, I will add my
voice to ask, stridently, when so many
city services are desperately in need of
funding, why city councilors continue
these bizarre property tax exemptions.
Who might benefit from them?
maRco Elliott
Eugene
Don’t Privatize the Park
Blocks
Isee with dismay that the city of Eugene
wants to privatize the downtown Park
Blocks for an apartment complex. Mayor
Kaarin Knudson is right that Eugene needs
more housing downtown, but she is wrong
to try squeezing it onto the Park Blocks.
That land was donated by city founder
Eugene Skinner specifically for a court-
house square, a central public park.
The tiny undeveloped lot beside the
Farmers Market is simply too small for an
apartment building, much less for the park-
ing it would require. What downtown needs
to attract housing is an intact, well-de-
signed park. Let's expand the announced
design competition to include park-only
ideas.
To kick things off, here are five things
I'd like to see in the undeveloped corner
of the Park Blocks:
1. А playground. If you want people to
live downtown, it needs to be livable for
families with children.
2. Agiant letter-sculpture with the word
“EUGENE.” Cities all over the world use
these letter-sculptures to celebrate the
center of town.
3. A canopy of bigleaf maple trees.
4. The Frog memorial bench that Satur-
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day Market vendors are raising money for.
5. A giant, strange SLUG queen throne.
For 40 years, coronations have been held
in the Park Blocks. Weirdness is OK in
Eugene.
William Sullivan
Eugene
Newman for 4J
With all the chaos coming from the
federal government, it's important people
know there is something concrete we can
do to help our community' schools. Please
vote in the local school board elections
this May for a candidate who cares about
children, for protecting public schools,
and standing up for fair opportunity for
every child.
When I was superintendent of Eugene
41, one of our great allies and commu-
nity partners was Judy Newman. For 45
years, she has been a real champion for
students. She co-founded and directed
Early Childhood CARES at the University
of Oregon, a program for young children
with developmental delays or disabilities.
Her program has helped more than 40,000
children acquire the skills to succeed in
school. It is a national model for early
special education. Newman will stand up
to federal threats to public schools and to
the undermining of equity and opportu-
nity. She has proven this with her lifetime
of work, and through her past eight years
on the 4J School Board.
And, now that 4J is about to hire a new
superintendent, I can tell you from expe-
rience working with her over many years
that we need Newman's stability, kindness
and deep knowledge on the board during
this transition. She is the only current
41 board member who has served more
than one term.
Iam extremely grateful she is willing
to step up and run again. We need her in
these troubling times. Please join me in
voting for Judy Newman in May.
George Russell
Eugene
Make the Ems Truly Local
In your Slant column (3/20) you ask
about the Emeralds’ marketing wizards
coming up with a plan to keep the team
in Eugene. Well, how about the Emeralds
form a public company and offer shares
to the public?
Г invest in shares if they had an IPO.
This has been an effective way in other
countries. That way the Eugene Emeralds
could truly be “our” team and raise funds
to stay local.
Baz Freedman
Eugene
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Why the University of Oregon is on the
precipice of a strike
"'m an economics professor at the University of Oregon, but you
don't need a Ph.D. to see the problem here. The state should be
investing more in UO, its faculty and students given the optimistic
forecast that it is expected to take in $6 billion more in revenue
over the next two years.
My fellow 3,850 faculty members at UO and I continue to teach tens of thou-
sands of students each year, diligently and skillfully guiding them along their
higher education path toward a successful career, despite wages that continue
to fall well below inflation. Many of us work in cutting-edge research that puts
UO on the map for innovative discoveries in medicine and other areas.
But we've just about reached our limit and are about to say to the univer-
sity — partner with us on a fair contract by March 31 or we walk out.
We've consistently been asking for decent compensation and respect for
the work we do for our students and the university, but we are rejected. The
university’s administration has refused to bargain in good faith for over a year,
setting itself up for a first-time-ever strike by full-time and part-time faculty.
This is not what we ever wanted, but unless the university's administrators
come to the table soon with serious intentions, we will strike.
This distressing situation says a lot about where we stand in the university’s
overall view of its educational mission. From what we've seen and heard at the
bargaining table, we're not being prioritized. It has already caused distressing
turnover in many departments in which faculty members have left for positions
at other institutions that pay better. Retention and recruitment are critical to
providing students with talented faculty, offering a diversity of courses and
keeping class sizes and workloads for faculty at reasonable levels.
The stunning thing about the university's resistance to a fair contract is that
enrollment is up by about 3 percent and the state’s chief economist estimates
there will be nearly $6 billion more in state revenue over the next two years. So
why are they nickel-and-diming us when we aren't even earning livable wage?
We are the heart and soul of the university, yet they aren't willing to treat
us as such.
This comes at a very challenging time for UO. There is great uncertainty
about continuation of federal grants. It is now more important than ever that
administrators and state leaders step up and invest in the people who are
educating and training the next generation of Oregonians. This is an invest-
ment in the future of our students, the state and its economy.
Parents who send their children to UO expect faculty to be treated well so
that they'll stay at the university and enjoy their work. No matter what the
occupation or employer — when workers aren’t respected with fair compen-
sation and a voice in the workplace, they'll look elsewhere where they are
treated better.
There's still time left for UO administrators to decide that it would be better
to work with the faculty as partners, not antagonists. We are hoping that will
come in short order so we can avoid walking out.
‘Mike Urbancic is president of United Academics of the University of Oregon.
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It’s eug!
BY EW EDITORIAL STAFF
>> Welcome to our annual Satire
Issue where we crack ourselves up
and sometimes scare readers. No,
we are not rebranding as “eug.” Funny
(and true) story about that — buy us
a beer and maybe someday we will tell
you whose bright idea that was!
>> Not satire, but should be. Anyone
else get themselves a Signal app just їп
case the Trump White House wants to
include you on a text thread involving
issues of national security? No? Just us?
>> In news we didn't fit into print:
Head to EugeneWeekly.com to read
Mirandah Davis-Powell's coverage of
the recent Rep. Val Hoyle town hall
— Hoyle said of the current turn of
affairs: "This is different than anything
we've been through in the history of this
country.” Also read Emma J Nelson's
update of the end (or new beginning)
of the decade-long Juliana v. United
States landmark constitutional climate
lawsuit, whose namesake was born and
raised in the Eugene-area, and Mason
Falor on Oregon Coast Humane Society's
impending acquisition of a vet clinic.
>>White Bird Clinic announced that
starting April 7 it is temporarily
reducing its CAHOOTS Mobile Crisis
Response in Eugene to one shift per
week. CAHOOTS in Springfield will still
operate 11 am to 11 pm, seven days a
week. White Bird's Crisis Hotline will be
staffed 8 am to 8 pm, Monday through
Friday. According to an open letter from
CAHOOTS & HOOTS Workers Union
to White Bird, all but seven CAHOOTS
workers are being laid off. Union rep
Chelsea Swift says CAHOOTS provid-
ers “do not know" when the one Eugene
shift per week falls, and that White Bird
"wants that to be up to the workers left
atthe program," but "that group is not
yet finalized." Amée Markwardt, White
Bird's interim executive director, says
that its administration will “figure out
this week" when the one shift will be,
and that while only seven workers will
be retained as full time, "most other
staff have the opportunity to stay on
the relief pool and stay employed in
that avenue." Read more at Eugene-
Weekly.com.
>> City Club of Eugene hosts writer,
hiker and historian William L. Sul
van noon, Friday, March 28, at WOW
Hall. Sullivan, who also writes the Week-
ly’s popular hiking column, will explain
why he believes Oregon journalism has
changed but was “more divisive in the
past,” and “the one thing that never
seems to change is people's need for
news.” His late father was the editor of
the (Salem) Statesman-Journal. More
at CityClubOfEugene.org, and listen
Monday nights at 7 pm on KLCC.
NEWS
ACTIVIST
Protests and activism
around Lane County
BY CAMILLA MORTENSEN
<< Save Our Services Kick Off
Fundraiser, 5 pm, Thursday, March,
27, Ninkasi Brewing, 155 Blair Boule-
vard. "Join former Congressman Peter
Defazio, nonprofit leaders, union lead-
ers and elected officials in defending
our important City Services including
firefighters, libraries, animal welfare
services and homeless outreach from
attack."
>> Eugene Critical Mass Bike Ride,
6:30 pm, Friday, March 28,10 East Broad-
way (Kesey Square). "Critical Mass is a
worldwide movement where cyclists
gather once a month in a festive and
radically pro-bike environment.”
>> Bigfoot Strikers Town Hall, 2
pm, Saturday, March 29, WOW Hall,
291 West 8th Avenue. “Join us for a
panel discussion with striking workers
at Bigfoot Beverages who are entering
their sixth month on the strike line and
stand against Bigfoot’s anti-worker
union busting.”
>> 10-Year Memorial for Brian Babb,
veteran killed by Eugene police, 2 pm,
Saturday, March 29, Sacred Connec-
tions, 810 West 3rd Avenue.
>> Replace Reverse Reclaim/Hands
Off! Eugene Fights Back, noon, Satur-
day, April 5, 50501 Movement, Eugene
City Hall, 500 East 4th Avenue. See Mobi-
lize.us/handsoff/event/767006 for events
in Corvallis, Florence and more. “This
mass mobilization day is our message
to the world that we do not consent to
the destruction of our government and
our economy for the benefit of Trump
and his billionaire allies.”
Email Editor@EugeneWeekly.com with "Activist
Alert” in the subject line to add protests to this
listing, and go to EugeneWeekly.com to add them
to the Weekly's What's Happening Calendar
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Bricks 5 Mortar
BY CHRISTIAN WIHTOL
TEXAN LASSOS U0’S
TREETOPS MANSION
$2 million buys a Knight Campus advisory board
member the Fairmount neighborhood home
BY CHRISTIAN WIHTOL
Texas-based investment exec
has snapped up a contro-
versial old bauble of Eugene
real estate.
Willam Cornog — a former
leader at private-equity giant ККВ and a
current member of a University of Oregon.
advisory board — on March 14 bought the
Treetops mansion at 2237 Spring Boule-
vard from the University of Oregon for $2
million, according to the deed.
Donated to the UO nearly a century
ago, the building in the elite Fairmount
neighborhood was fought over for years
by the donor’s heirs. The UO eventually
obtained clear title to the house in 2018,
and, after foot-dragging, put it on the
market recently with a real estate broker
for $2.5 million.
Cornog paid $500,000 in cash, and
signed an IOU to pay the UO the balance
by Dec. 31, deeds show.
How will the UO use the dough? Wage
hikes for workers who are close to going
on strike?
Cornog is no stranger to Eugene. He's
a volunteer member of the external advi-
sory board for the UO's Phil and Penny
Knight Campus for Accelerating Scien-
tific Impact. Since 2006, he’s bought and
sold several residential properties in Lane
County, deeds show.
Completed in 1911, Treetops totals 8,000
square feet on 1.5 wooded acres. The prop-
erty demands attention from its owner.
The UO spent thousands of dollars a year
heating and repairing it. Last year, the
UO replaced a failed boiler system and
related electrical equipment, and in 2021,
it replaced a water main, permits show.
Cornog will face a property tax bill of
about $25,000 a year. As a state agency,
the UO did not pay property taxes.
In Eugene, $2 million is the upper end
of the market. But on Cornog's home turf
of Dallas, it's loose change. The house he
and his wife own there was worth 816.2
million in 2023, according to D Magazine's
list of the 100 spendiest homes in the Dallas
area, The Cornogs clocked in at No. 64.
The UO spent years untangling the
status of Treetops. A wealthy family
donated it in 1938 on condition it be used
as the home of either the UO president
or the state chancellor of education. But
the president has another UO-provided
home — the nearby McMorran House at
2315 McMorran Street — and the chancel-
lor used the place only fitfully, sparking
a lawsuit from some heirs. Then, in 2015,
TREETOPS MANSION ON SPRING
ULEVARD IN THE FAIRMOUNT
NEIGHBORHOOD. Photo
Eve Weston
the state eliminated the chancellor posi-
tion, depriving the house of its nominal
tenant. It took the UO until 2018 to get all
the heirs to waive their claims in return
for unspecified compensation, deeds show.
Cornog's had a dizzying career in high
finance. He headed KKR Capstone, a unit
of KKR, the New York-based behemoth
that buys, manages and sells businesses
worldwide in a quest for profits that beat
stock market returns. KKR Capstone helps
KKR pick acquisitions and run them for
optimal profits.
After 20 years at KKR, Cornog quit in
2022 and now serves on boards of busi-
nesses, including a products logistics
company and an electric motorbike maker.
Bricks $ Mortar is a column anchored by Christian
Wihtol, who worked as an editor and writer at The
Register-Guard in Eugene 1990-2018, much of the
time focused on real estate, economic development
and business. Reach him at Christian@
EugeneWeekly.com
THE SHOOTING DEATH OF BRIAN BABB
10 years after the military
veteran was killed by law
enforcement, a memorial
remembers him and other
victims of police violence
BY CAMILLA MORTENSEN
en years ago on March 3o, 2015, Brian Babb,
a 49-year-old military veteran with PTSD,
was armed and feeling suicidal, according to
court documents. He had fired his gun and
told his therapist as much when he called
her for help.
Within an hour of that call, Babb was shot and killed
by a Eugene police officer.
His sister, Stephanie Babb, is holding a memorial March
29 for Brian Babb and for others who have been killed by
police violence. She says, “There will be an opportunity
for people to get up and share stories about their own
loved ones.”
Babb, who served with the Army National Guard in
Afghanistan, had come to the door of his house after the
police rolled up in an armored BearCat vehicle. Police said
he was carrying a rifle, something the family’s lawyers
later disputed. The rifle found by his side after a police
officer shot him through the head was later found to be
unloaded.
The memorial, Stephanie Babb says, is not just about
Brian: “This is just a tribute to the warriors who have
carried this burden of somebody's demise,” and, “it just
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really brings an awareness to how fragile some situations
can be, especially with veterans.”
A police investigation at the time ruled the shooting
was justified, and in February 2020 a jury rejected a lawsuit
the family filed in 2018. Stephanie Babb says vital foren-
sic investigative information was deemed inadmissible.”
ል month later the COVID pandemic hit, and not long
after that the Black Lives Matter protests lit up when
George Floyd was murdered by Minneapolis police.
Stephanie Babb says of the civil suit, “We understood
that if we'd won, it would be another affluent white family”
and points to statistics showing Black and Latino people
are more likely to be shot by law enforcement. She also
points to the 2019 shooting deaths of Charlie Landeros
and Eliborio Rodrigues by Eugene police.
А 2021 study shows 1,000 people are killed by police
gunfire each year in the U.S. and that “Black Americans
are disproportionately killed, as they make up 13 percent
of the U.S. population yet 25 percent of those killed by
police.” A 2024 study in the American Journal of Public
Health found that behavioral health calls are a common
interaction preceding injurious shootings by police.
‘The Eugene police auditor at the time, Mark Gissiner,
pointed to flaws in the investigation into the shooting by
the Interagency Deadly Force Investigations Team that
he said meant the family didn’t have closure. The flaws
included the investigative team leaving the bullet that
killed Babb still lodged in the wall of his home, leaving
Babb’s body for too long in the doorway where he was
killed, not fingerprinting the 9-mm weapon later found
in Babb's truck to confirm it was the same gun he shot in
the house and not fingerprinting or DNA testing the rifle
by Babb’s body. Finally, there was no sightline investiga-
tion to ensure it was possible that Babb raised his rifle
before the officer fired.
The investigation and report were left out of the trial.
А decade later Gissiner says that he still sees the design
of the model of how Eugene handles investigations into
officer-involved shootings as flawed. He says, “Nothing
is going to change until something really bad happens —
until an unarmed teen is shot and killed holding something
that an officer mistakes as a gun. Someday it will happen,
and there will be cries for the whole system to implode.”
Gissiner retired in 2021 but is currently serving as
Eugene's interim auditor.
In the wake of Brian Babb's death, his family campaigned
to reduce police shootings and change how police respond
to veterans and those іп a mental health crisis.
Ronda McGowan, Brian's other sister, says, “То say I
miss my brother would be like removing my arm or legs
and saying, “Ро you miss them?”
She continues, “Hell yes, I miss him. Every day of
my life and they can’t take that back. Brian, we tried,
brother. We tried to help others to avoid the same thing
that happened to you, being shot and killed by police.
We have saved lives.”
Stephanie Babb says, “We go through things every
day. We have car crashes. We lose family members to
illness. There are all these tragedies.” But she says when
it comes to police shootings, “One thing people forget is
it’s the entity that we have to rely on in our communities
to uphold and enforce the law in order to keep harmony
and a sense of stability and safety” And when someone is
killed by the police, that sense is stolen from the families.
“Every year is a year he could have had with his family,
with the community she says of the decade since his death.
Eugene police did not have comment for this story.
The 10-year memorial for Brian Babb and for others killed in police
shootings is 2 pm Saturday, March 29, at Sacred Connections
Community Church, 810 West 3rd Avenue.
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THE SATIRE ISSUE
ts eug!
Eugene Weekly rebrands
for the digital age
BY EUG TEAM
ook out, Eugene! The eug
is here!
Again and again, readers
in Lane County have made it
clear — they want local news
by local writers and they want it on
the printed page.
So in the early hours of April 1,
the eug became the latest rebranding
of the paper you have loved — once
What's Happening, then Eugene
Weekly and now, just eug.
Why? Because eug is shorter and doesn't require the
oppressive hierarchy of capital letters!
And newsperts, who don't live around here, say they
know what you really want, and we're listening. More digi-
tal news, more Al-based reporting, and more journalism
supplied by other people who also aren’t from this area
using all the latest mod cons.
The eug is the answer to that.
Editor Camilla Mortensen says the fact that University
of Oregon students refer to the area as “the Dirty Eug" just
shows how “hip” the new, shorter name is. “eug doubles down
on who we are,” she says, “while making very little sense
to anyone who doesn't live here and know what the airport
code is — meaning we can expand our brand anywhere!”
eug will still feature the mix of old hippies, half-retired
reporters, bleeding heart liberal queers and journalists fresh
out of undergrad as it always has.
One “eug” difference is the exciting new addition of a
digital paywall to the eug website. For $2 a month, readers
can access all the stories they once read for free.
Bentley Freeman, former reporter for Eugene Weekly,
now a classified ads sales person for the eug, explains the
change, saying, “We've seen such enthusiasm for paywalled
news sites that it was a no-brainer to charge a nominal fee
just to make the point we are eugly worth it.”
Print papers will still be free, because it's too expensive
to update the red boxes.
Eugene Weekly was here for more than 40 years, but now
its time to get eug!
Letters to the Editor
eu
Expands
to port,
cruz
Publisher of eug announced April 1
that the local paper would become a
bit less local
BY EMMA J NELSON
y spring 2026, eug plans to launch affiliate papers
in two alt-weekly news deserts: Portland, Oregon,
and Santa Cruz, California. The affiliate papers,
port and cruz respectively, will feature the same
level of snark that eug is known for while filling
a widening gap in local coverage.
While Portland is well-covered in terms of daily and even
monthly reporting, eug publisher Jody Rolnick says, “The
city is in desperate need of a comprehensive weekly.” So
keep an eye out for some red boxes on the streets of Port-
land in the coming months, as well as copies in your local
markets, as port hits the shelves.
Rolnick describes eug’s Santa Cruz-based project as
“experimental,” being a print-only product of AI-generated
weekly newsletter read aloud in “the fashion of a town crier."
“Santa Cruz has some digital coverage,” she says. “We
hope to draw people in with the ringing of a bell and the
yell of an ‘Extra extra!”
An anonymous source working with eug says the orga-
nization has already begun looking at locations in Califor-
nia to create cruz offices, but Rolnick refuses to comment.
Much is changing at the eug office, and you can look out
for timely updates on all things new at EugeneWeekly.com
(URL subject to change).
But What About the Kittens?
Lately the news has been dominated by
fearmongering about all the attacks Donald
Trumpis supposedly making on DEI, civil
servants and small businesses affected by
tariffs. But no one is talking about the
kittens. What about the kittens?
Claudia 0'Кайу
Eugene
Chemtrails Have the
Last Word
No one has been listening to
me for the last 25 years as I've.
tried to warn about the danger-
ous plot, run by the CIA, to turn
all Americans into submissive
sheep by poisoning them with
chemical agents delivered by
passenger jets in the sky. It's chemtrails
that gave us Donald Trump and QAnon.
Its chemtrails that have caused climate
change. Without chemtrails, our
youth would be excelling in
school instead of seeking
electronic solace from
the poison in their
phones.
I was right all
along. See! See! See!
Go Ducks!
Cassandra D. Visionary
Springfield
Write Louder
I was recently made
aware that the editor and
the publisher of Eugene Weekly “identity
as female” as the libs like to say it. This
revelation solved a conundrum for me — I
have had trouble reading your newspaper,
and it’s because I have a little difficulty
with my hearing. Specifically, I have trou-
ble hearing women’s voices.
I would like to request that you have
real men on staff, preferably white and
over 55. I hear those voices the best. Even
in print.
Cal Loudermilk
Creswell
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Eugene
Introduces
‘Speed Hump
Studios’ Pilot
Program
New initiative reclassifies asphalt
mounds as “micro-dwellings” to
simultaneously address student
housing concerns and traffic calming
BY MIRANDAH DAVIS-POWELL
Amid skyrocketing housing costs and perpetual budget
constraints, Eugene urban planners unveiled an innova-
tive solution designating the city’s extensive network of
speed humps as tiny home studios for student renters.
“At 12 square feet each, they're admittedly cozy, but
they offer excellent accessibility to transportation infra-
structure)’ a city of Eugene Housing manager told the eug.
City-County
Drag Battle
Eugene pushes back on the Lane
County Commission's drag ban
BY CAMILLA MORTENSEN
After the Lane County Commission voted 3-0 on April
1to ban drag shows in Eugene, Eugene city councilors
pushed back — pointing out that the county cannot control
what the city does.
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The commission is made up of five members. However,
Commission Chair David Loveall has banned the two
female commissioners, Heather Buch and Laurie Trieger,
from voting on any issues that involve “gender and DEI,”
saying it’s not something they need to “worry their pretty
little heads about.”
City Councilor Mike Clark said after hearing about the
vote that he objected strenuously to the county’s over-
reach, “I don't think I like drag — I don't know, I have
never seen it — but it’s the principle of the matter. Also,
Ilike ’80s music, and I hear they lip sync to that a lot”
Commissioner Ryan Ceniga, who also sits on the Junc-
tion City School Board and claims he has never seen a drag
performance “but knows drag when he sees it,” said there
were not enough drag shows outside of Eugene in Lane
County to “make a ban count,” which is why the board
chose to ban the shows in the city, “in order to really slay.”
When Eugene Mayor Kaarin Knudson also attempted
to explain why the commission couldn't ban anything їп
the city rather than the county, Ceniga said she “wasn’t
allowed” to weigh in on DEI either while the men were
talking.
Eugene's
Largest
Polycule
Breaks Up
THE LOCAL NON-MONOGAMY
SCENE VOWS TO REBUILD
BY EVE WESTON
Inanannouncement devastating to local polyamorists
and non-monogamists, the largest polycule in Eugene has
announced it’s no longer a thing.
Polycule leader Sock Spirit says members were not
able to reach funding goals to host weekly slam poetry
nights at a local co-op. “We're disappointed that our key
members, Harvest, Doorknob and Sailboat were unable to
host enough community aid gigs to support this crucial
part of the polycule;" Spirit says.
Eugene’s largest polycule consisted of over 100 members
and was known to dominate the bumble dating app. “We
were a force of nature,” says member Glove Oak. Now,
the polycule has split into 25 different sub polycules and
all of them hate each other. “It’s really easy to start, but
harder to break away from,” says one of the sub group
leaders, Tooth Flash.
The now defunct polycule was known for its large
contributions to the local drag scene, with over $100,000
going directly to lobbying for more drag related content in
local newspapers like the eug. Members say they hope to
rebuild a new massive polycule with new members, as the
sub groups are actively recruiting on bumble and Grindr.
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Mapping
for MAGA
Lane County Commission votes
to rename the Willamette Valley
BY BOB KEEFER
fter a contentious two-hour discus-
sion during an unannounced meeting
on Wednesday, the Lane County Board
of County Commissioners voted 3-2 to
rename the Willamette Valley the “Knight
Valley.”
‘The name would honor multibillionaire Phil Knight,
the richest man in Oregon.
“Donald Trump has been president for two months
now, and it’s time Oregon got in step with the MAGA
mandate,” Commission Chair David Loveall said as
he introduced an emergency ordinance instituting
the name change.
“We're putting millions of dollars in federal aid
at risk if we don’t do something right away,” Loveall
said. “The name ‘Willamette’ is just a Frenchified
version of some old Indian village name. Well, the
Indians lost, and we don't like the French. I say we
honor a real American hero like Knight, not a bunch
of losers"
He added the name change also applies to the
Willamette River and will take place immediately.
“I just want to get it done. I don't want to kick it
down the road."
The ordinance applies only to portions of the
Willamette Valley and the river that lie within Lane
County.
Commissioners Laurie Trieger and Heather Buch
voted against changing the name, citing the expense
of updating county websites and reprinting stationery,
and possible confusion if portions of the 150-mile-
long valley have different names. In addition, they
said Willamalane Park and Recreation District in
Springfield would have to be renamed “Knightalane.”
“Tourists coming here have a hard enough time
pronouncing ‘Willamette.” Buch said. “We don't
want to make traveling here any more difficult for
people coming to events like the Olympic Trials.”
As the meeting wound down, Buch introduced a
separate resolution calling for the Lane County Board
of County Commissioners to be renamed simply the
Lane County Commission. “It’s the most redundant
name in all politics)” she said. “Think of the money
we could save by not having to print such a long title
on all the county forms.”
The three conservative members of the board
rejected Buch's measure, finding that the simplified
title was somehow connected to diversity, equity
and inclusivity. “Wokeism has put us all in danger,”
Commissioner Ryan Ceniga said. “We should be
free to enjoy as many words as we like in our official
titles. And we don't want to do anything to get on
the wrong side of President Trump."
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to her first
love, labor-intensive in itself but
different from the near 100-hour
work weeks and crazy-constant
travel of working as a lawyer at
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a writer first,” says Alice Austen,
and a decade ago, she left full-
time legal practice at Dentons to
pursue her dream. She has made
award-winning fictional narra-
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plays published, and now Austen
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and University of Oregon grad
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mette Valley to tout her debut
novel, 33 Place Brugmann, at
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Revolution” and became the first president of the Czech Republic in 1989. Before that,
there was Harvard Law School, and on the side at Harvard Austen studied creative
writing under Seamus Heaney, the Irish poet-playwright who was awarded the 1995
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April 2
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Jake Xerxes Fussell updates
the American folk tradition
for modern audiences
BY WILL KENNEDY
ounger generations tend to
reject their elders’ music, but
when Jake Xerxes Fussell was
a teenager — the son of folklor-
ist and photographer Fred C. Fussell and
former student of blues legend Precious
Bryant, who died in 2013 at the age of 71
— old-timey folk, blues and country music
was a form of rebellion.
Fussell, 43, comes to Eugene, support-
ing last year’s excellent When I’m Called,
his fifth full-length album, and first on Fat
Possum Records, a showcase for Fussell's
curatorial eye for archaic American acous-
tic music drawn primarily from the Amer-
ican South and viewed through Fussell’s
modern lens.
In addition to his Bryant tutelage,
Fussell has appeared on Prairie Home
Companion, accompanied Etta Baker and
toured with Wilco and The Decemberists.
“I was fortunate to be around people
who played traditional music when I was a
kid,” Fussell tells Eugene Weekly in a phone
call, his humid Georgia drawl evident in a
deep baritone speaking voice, not unlike
how he sings.
“му parents were involved in that
music, and they were outsiders them-
selves. So I never felt the need to rebel
against folk music. It was weird in and of
itself. That exposure was very transforma-
tive and visceral,” Fussell adds.
Traditional music, Fussell says, “felt
like alternative culture to me, because
in many ways it was oppositional to the
mainstream. Being into folk music in some
ways was rebellious.”
‘Accompanying himself on both acoustic
and electric guitar — in Eugene, a percus-
sionist will back him up — Fussell has a
compelling songwriter’s point of view.
However, he doesn't write songs and
doesn't write lyrics.
Instead, Fussell takes deep cuts and
archival folk music, adds and subtracts,
dropping and adding verses here and there,
creating something that slots nicely along-
side contemporary indie folk singer-song-
writers like Fussell's contemporaries, Will
Oldham and Bill Callahan.
Describing his approach to the material
to bend and reshape, Fussell says, “There
are plenty of traditional songs that I'l leave
alone and let other people do, just because
I have to be able to find my way into it”
Some of Fussel!'s melodies, he describes,
could be a popular tune from the early
2oth century combined with something
much older than that. "Certain melodies
that were once sea shanties later become
lullabies or war songs. So things get repur-
posed and upcycled,” he says.
In the When I’m Called press material,
Fussell calls the music “traditional” and
some “not so traditional,” where, adorned
with string and melancholy horn arrange-
ments, fragments of 18th-century nursery
rhymes sit next to an obscure Maestro
Garry Gaxiola cover “Andy” from Gaxio-
1а 1986 cassette-only cult classic album,
Go'N to New York, about Andy Warhol.
"Sometimes I can be faithful to the
source material that I'm drawing from. ГЇЇ
play it pretty much like the version that
I've heard, or a combination of versions
that I've heard," he says.
Other times, he adds, “It'll be like a
dramatic reinterpretation because there's
something in there that I like, or I want to
get at and draw out.”
“Maybe it was a narrative ballad, miss-
ing a few verses, and the narrative doesn’t
make sense: Why does it end on this weird
verse? Or what happened to that charac-
ter who showed up in the song, and then
never comes back again?” Fussell says.
According to Fussell, that approach is
the folk tradition in the truest sense, which
he learned from his elders growing up.
“Traditional music is a wash of things
that have filtered through generations of
different people and different communi-
ties.” The music “gets filtered through
different people,” he says, adding that clas-
sic folk tunes “have been tossed around.
There's not one pure strand.”
Jake Xerxes Fussell performs with Ashland
acoustic singer-songwriter Kathryn Kavanagh 8
рт Wednesday, April 2, at WOW Hall, 291 West 8th
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financial guidelines, you are entitled to
have an attorney appointed for you at
state expense.
APPOINTMENT OF AN ATTORNEY TO
REPRESENT YOU AT STATE EXPENSE, YOU
MUST IMMEDIATELY CONTACT the Lane
County Circuit Court at 2727 Martin
Blvd. Eugene, Oregon
97401, Phone: 541-682-4020 between the
hours of 800 ат. and 6:00 рл. for fur
ther information.
REPRESENTED BY AN ATTORNEY, IT IS Home [0 No.
YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO MAINTAIN
CONTACT WITH YOUR ATTORNEY AND TO
KEEP YOUR ATTORNEY ADVISED OF YOUR
WHEREABOUTS. (2) If you contest the
petition, the court will schedule а hearing
on the allegations of the petition and order
you to appear personally and may sched-
ule other hearings related to the petition
and order you to appear personally IF YOU
ARE ORDERED TO APPEAR, YOU MUST
PERSONALLY IN THE
‘COURTROOM, UNLESS THE COURT HAS
GRANTED YOU ለክ EXCEPTION IN
ADVANCE under ORS 4198.918 to appear
by other means including, but nat limited
to, telephonic or other eleotronio means.
Ап attorney may not attend the hearing(s)
in your place. PETITIONER'S ATTORNEY
Alex Pierce Assistant Attorney General
Department of Justice, 975 Oak Street,
Suite 200 Eugene, OR 87401. 541-686-
7978 ISSUED this Srd day of March, 2025.
Issued by: Alex Pierce, 088 175853
Assistant Attorney General
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
STATE OF OREGON FOR THE COUNTY
OF LANE In tho Mattor of tho Estate of
ROBERT GREGORY KING, Deceased.
Probate Case No. 24PB03594 NOTICE TO
INTERESTED PERSONS.
HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned has
been appointed personal representative.
All persons having claims against the
estate are required to present them, with
vouchers attached, to Mark P. O'Donnell
attorney for Personal Representative, at
O'Donnell Law Firm LLC, 1 Centerpointe
Dr. Ste 505, Lake Oswego, OR 97036,
within four months after the date of first
publication of this notice, or the claims
jarred. All persons whose rights
тау be affected by the proceedings may
obtain additional information from the
records of the cour, the personal repre-
sentative, or the attorneys for the person-
al representative, Mark P. O'Donnell. Dated
and first published March 27th, 2025
Jann Dunlap, Personal Representative
NOTICE OF SALE OF ABANDONED
MANUFACTURED HOME Hannah Dol
Estates, LLO, an Oregon limited liability
company, will sell the below-described
manufactured home by private sealed bid
for the highest offered received, The home
has been abandoned, The home, папе)
‘and owner aro desoribed below. Bids for
cash payment will be accepted until 9:00
am, April 4, 2025. Interested parties may
contaot agent Mark Rose by phone num-
ber (541) 250-6597 to make arrange-
ments to inspect the homo. Bids may be
‘submitted to Hannah Del Estates, LLC, o/o
Mark Rose by phone at 503-623-8241 or
by mail at PO. Box 1375, Corvallis, OR
97339 for the following manufactured
home described as: Manufacturer: PALM
HARBOR; Model: Unknown; Year: 2000;
2968; Serial No.
PH204120AB, located at 2634 Janelle
Way, Space #75, Eugene, Lane County,
Oregon 97404; the registered owner and
former tenants are the Katrina Currence,
John Currenoe, David Richard Tierney
Katrina Ann Tierney, Marvin Earl, Trustee
Mary L. Glaser Roberts, Trustee of the
Glaser Trust and All Other Ocoupants.
TO — REQUEST
IF YOU ARE
NOTICE OF SALE OF PERSONAL
PROPERTY Brooks Aviation LLC, an
Oregon limited liability company, will sell
personal property located in the storage
unit described below by public auction for
the highest offered received at 9:00 am,
April 5, 2025. The storage unit and all
personal property therein are located at
90082 Prairie Road, Storage Unit #15,
Eugene, Lane County, Oregon 97402; the
registered owner and former tenant are
Kody Hill Prospective bidders may
inspect the storage no more than 10 min-
utes prior to the scheduled publio auction.
Bids shall be in cash payment or certified
check, or money order made payable to
Brooks Aviation LLC. Interested parties
may contact Brooks Aviation LLC, an
Oregon limited liability company ofo Kevin
Brooks by phone at 54-954-4440 or by
тай at PO Box 23038, Eugene, Oregon
NOTICE IS 97402.
NOTICE OF SALE OF PERSONAL
PROPERTY Brooks Aviation LLC, an
Oregon limited liability company, will sell
all personal property including the motor.
vehicle (described below) located in the
storage urit (desoribed below) by public
auction for the highest offered received at
9:00 am. April 4, 2025. The former tenant,
the registered owner and lienholder of the
motor vehicla are described below. The
storage unit and all personal property
including the motor vehicle therein are
located at 90062 Prairie Road, Storage
Unit #5, Eugene, Lane County, Oregon
97402 (‘storage unit’). The motor vehicle
located unit the storage unit is described
‘as: Make: LEXIS; Modal: 300; Year: 1908,
Body Style: 40; License Plate No.
UNKNOWN; Title No: 0323414334; Vin
No: JT@BF28GXW5031935; the registered
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though he was joining as the third guy ina
polyamory relationship. After a few months,
their relationship went from polyamorous
to monogamous. Our friend met his new
girlfriend's kid very early in the relation-
ship, even spending the night after only
knowing this woman for a couple of months.
Within six months of dating, they shared the
kid's toothbrush on a vacation. They didn't
say they boiled the toothbrush or took any
measures to clean the toothbrush until
weeks later when they were pressed on it.
This is when we started to distance our-
selves because we felt this behavior showed
alack of respect for this child. We had a
severe falling out due to this. Now they are
engaged, and it raises even more concerns
for us. How do we proceed? Should we stop
even wanting to reconcile? Should we try to
be the voice of reason about oral hygiene?
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While I got letters about grosser things this
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whose address is 599 Coburg Rd. Apt.
98, Eugene, OR 97401, and lienholder is
Rivermark Community Credit Union,
whose address is 14405 Mayers Rd.
Oragon City, OR 97045-8199, The former
tenant of the storage unit is Kenneth
McCormick, whose address is 300 N 38th
St, Springfield, OR 97478. Prospective
bidders may inspect the storage unit no
more than 10 minutes prior to the sched-
uled publio auction. Bids shall be in cash
payment or certified check, or money
order made payable to Brooks Aviation
LLC. Interested parties may contact
Brooks Aviation LLC, an Oregon limited
liability company ofo Kevin Brooks by
phone at 541-954-4440 or by mail at PO
Box 28036, Eugene, Oregon 97402.
NOTICE TO INTERESTED PERSONS IN
THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF
‘OREGON FOR THE COUNTY OF LANE In the
Mattor of the Estate of: Gwen | Kraby,
Deceased. Case #28፻802234. NOTICE IS
HEREBY GIVEN that Michael Tatro has
been appointed Personal Representative
of the Estate of Gwen | Kraby. АП persons
having claims against the estate are
required to present them, with vouchers
attached, to the personal representative
at PO Box 1270, Newport, OR, 97365, with-
in four months after the date of first publi-
cation of this notice, or the claims may be
barred, All persons whose rights may be
affected by the proceedings may obtain
additional information from the records of
the Court, the personal representative, or
the attorneys for the personal representa-
tive, Macpherson, Gintner Bamp; Diaz, PO
Box 1270, Newport, Oregon 97365.
PERSONAL REPRESENTATIVE: Michael
Tatro, PO Box 386, Waldport, OR 97394.
ATTORNEY FOR PERSONAL
REPRESENTATIVE: Richard S Diaz, 0S8 No.
860313 PO Box 1270 Newport, Oregon
97385 Telephone: 541-265-8881. Email
Address: diaz@mggdlaw.com Published
March 20th, 2Tth & April 3rd, 2025.
TRUSTEE'S NOTICE OF SALE Th:
Trustee under the terms of the Trust Deed
described herein, at the direction of the
Beneficiary hereby elects to sell the prop-
апу described in the Trust Deed to satisfy
the obligations secured thereby, Pursuant
to ORS 867 the following informationis NOTICE REGARDING POTENTIAL
provided: 1. PARTIES: Grantor: DAVID 0.
DODSON AND EMILY A. DODSON Trustee:
CASCADE TITLE COMPANY Successor
Trustee: NANCY K. CARY Beneficiary:
SHERYL A. QUAY 2. DESCRIPTION OF
PROPERTY: The real property is described
as follows: Desoribed on the Attached
Exhibit A. 3. RECORDING. The Trust Deed
was recorded as follows: Date Recorded:
October 24, 2017 Recording No. 2017-
052832 Offiial Records of Lane County,
Oregon. 4. DEFAULT. The Grantor or any
other person obligated on the Trust Deed
and Promissory Note secured thereby isin
default and the Beneficiary seeks to fore-
close the Trust Deed for failure to pay: The
entire principal balance due November 1
2024; plus late charges and advances:
plus any unpaid real property taxes or
liens, plus interest. 5. AMOUNT DUE. The
amount due on the Note which is securod
by the Trust Deed referred to herein is:
Principal ከ88በ65 in the amount of
$12079192; plus interest at the rate of
500% per annum from July 21, 2024; plus
lato charges of $74.90; plus advances and
foreclosure attorney fees and costs. б.
SALE OF PROPERTY. The Trustee hereby
states that the property will be sold to
satisfy the obligations seoured by the
Trust Deed, A Trustee's Notice of Default
and Election to Sell Under Terms of Trust
Deed has been recorded in the Oficial
Records of Lane County, Oregon. 7. TIME
OF SALE. Date: May 22, 2025 Time: 1.00
‘am. Place: Lane County Courthouse, Front
Entrance, Inside by Security, 125 E. 8th
Avenue, Eugene, Oregon 97401. 8. RIGHT
TO REINSTATE. Any person named in ORS
86718 has the right, at any time that is
not later than five days before the Trustee
conducts the sale, to have this foreclosure.
dismissed and the Trust Deed reinstated
by payment to the Beneficiary of the
entire amount then due, other than such
Portion of the principal as would not then
bo due had no default accurred, by curing
any other default that is capable of being
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and by paying all costs and expons-
вв actually incurred in enforcing the obli-
gation and Trust Deed, together with the
trustee's and attorney's fees not exceed-
ing the amount provided in ORS 86.78.
HAZARDS (This notice is required for
notices of sale sent on or after January 1
2015) Without limiting the trustees dis
olaimer of representations or warranties,
Oregon law requires the trustee to state in
this notice that some residential property
sold at a trustee's sale may have been
used in manufacturing methamphet
amines, the chemical components of
which are known to be toxi Prospective
purchasers of residential property should
be aware of this potential danger before
deciding to place a bid for this property at
the trustees sale. You may reach the
Oregon State Bars Lawyer Referral
Sorvice at 503-684-3763 or toll-free in
Oregon at 800-452-1636 or you may visit
its website at: wwwosbar.org. Legal assis-
tance may be available if you have a low
income and meat federal poverty guide-
lines. For more information and a directory
of legal aid programs, go to http.]wr.
oregonlawhelp.rg. Any questions regard-
ing this matter should be direoted to Lisa
Summers, Paralegal, (841) 686-0344 (TS
21468641). DATED: December 27, 2024.
Nancy К. Cary Successor Trustee,
Hershner Hunter, LLP, PO. Вох 1475,
Eugene, OR 97440. EXHIBIT A Beginning at
а point South 89° 48: O0" East 106481
feat from the Southwest corner of Section.
2, Township 16 South, Range 6 West of the
Willamette Meridian, which point is
marked by 2/8" iron pin on the South line
of Section 2፻ thence along said section
lino South 89° 46! O0" East 25519 foot to
6/8" iron pin; thence leaving said section
ling North 98031 feat to а PK nail an the
centerline of State Highway No. 36
(Siuslaw Highway), said point being North
3864 feet from a 5/8" iron pin; thenoe
along said centerline North 50° 66 24"
West 11206 feet to a PK пай, said point
being North 22° 86° 47" East 9128 feet
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Ancient Rome's emperor Julius Caesar undertook a radical
move to fix the calendar, which had become increasingly inaccurate as the centuries passed.
He added three months to the year 46 ВСЕ, which as a result was 448 days long. 'm thinking
that 2025 might seem equally long for you, Aries. Your destiny may feel like it's taking forever to
unfold, APRIL FOOL! totally lied. In fact, I think 2025 will be one of your briskest, crispest years
ever. Your adventures will be spiced with alacrity. Your efforts will be efficient and expeditious.
You may sometimes be amazed at how swiftly progress unfolds
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Guilt and fear are always useless distractions from what's
really happening. Right? APRIL FOOL! The fact is that on rare occasions, being anxious can
motivate you to escape from situations that your logical mind says are tolerable. And guilt may
compel you to take the right action when nothing else will. This is one time when your guilt and
fear can be valuable assets.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The German word Flüsterwitze means "whisper jokes.” These
jests make taboo references and need to be delivered with utmost discretion, They may include
the mockery of authority figures. Dear Gemini, I recommend that you suppress your wicked sat-
ire and uproarious sarcasm for a while and stick to whisper jokes. APRIL FOOL | lied. The truth
is that the world needs your outspokenness. Your ability to call out hypocrisies and expose
corruption — especially with humor and wit — will keep everyone as honest as they need to be.
CANCER (диле 21-July 22): In the lead-up to the Paris-hosted 2024 Summer Olympics,
the iconic Eiffel Tower was repainted gold. This was a departure from tradition, as the usual
colors had been brown on the bottom and red on the top. The $60-million job took 25 painters
18 months. I recommend that you undertake an equally monumental task in the coming months,
Cancerian. APRIL FOOL! | lied. In fact, | do hope you undertake a monumental task, but one
that's more substantive than changing the surfaces of things. Like revisioning your life story,
for example, reinterpreting your past and changing the way it informs your future. | think you
are ready to purge inessential elements and exorcize old ghosts as you prepare for a re-launch
around your birthday.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): When | worked on the Duke University grounds crew years ago, | did
the work I was assigned as quickly as possible. Then | would hide in the bushes, taking unautho-
rized breaks for an hour or two, so | could read books | loved. Was that unethical? Maybe. But
the fact is, | would never have been able to complete my assigned tasks unless 1 allowed myself
relaxation retreats. If there is an equivalent situation in your life, Leo, | urge you to do as | did.
APRIL FOOL! I half-lied. The truth is that | think you should be a little less extravagant than |
was — but only alittle — as you create the spaciousness and slack you need
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In his fim Fitzcarraldo, Virgo director Werner Herzog tells an
epic story. It includes the task of hauling a 320-ton steamship up a hill and over land, moving it
from one river to another. Herzog could have relied on special effects to simulate this almost
impossible project, but he didn't. With a system of pulleys and a potent labor force, he made it
happen. | urge you to try your equivalent of Herzog's heroic conquest, Virgo. You will be able to
summon more power and help than you can imagine. APRIL FOOL! I haif-lied. While it's true that
you will be able to summon more power and help than you can imagine, | still think you should at
least partially rely on the equivalent of special effects.
LIBRA (sept. 23-0ct. 22): Researchers discovered that Egyptian fruit bats engage in exten-
sive communication with each other while nesting in their roosts. Surprisingly, they talk about
their problems a fot. In fact, they quarrel 60 percent of the time. Areas of disagreement include
food allocation, positions within the sleep cluster and males initiating unwanted mating moves.
Let's make these bats your power creatures. The astrological omens say it's time for you to
argue more than you have ever argued. APRIL FOOL! | was not entirely truthful. The coming
woeks will be a good time to address disagreements and settle disputes, but hopefully through
graceful means, not bitter arguing
SCORPIO (oct. 23-Nov. 21): Unlike many modern poets, Scorpio-born Alice Notley rejects
the notion that she must be part of any poetic lineage. She aspires "to establish or continue no
tradition except one that literally can't exist — the celebration of the singular thought sung at
a particular instant in a unique voice.” She has also written, “it’s necessary to maintain a state
of disobedience against everything.” She describes her work as “an immense act of rebellion
against dominant social forces.” | invite you to enjoy your own version of a Notley-like phase,
Scorpio. APRIL FOOL! | lied. In fact, | encourage you to enjoy a Notley-like phase beginning Мау
1. But for now, | invite you to be extra attentive in cultivating all the ways you can benefit from
honoring your similarities and connections with others.
SAGITTARIUS (nov. 22-Dec. 21): The Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) is a standardized
test that many American high school students take to prove their worth to colleges. The high-
est possible score is achieved by fewer than one percent of test-takers. We might imagine that
earning such a premium grade must guarantee admission to any school, but it doesn't. During
опе five-year period, for example, Stanford University rejected 69 percent of applicants with
the highest possible score. I'm sorry to predict that a comparable experience might be ahead
for you, Sagittarius. Even if you are your best and brightest self, you may be denied your rightful
reward. APRIL FOOL! | totally lied. Here's my real, true prediction: In the coming weeks, | believe
you will be your best and brightest self — and will win your rightful reward,
CAPRICORN (vec. 22-Ian. 19): The visible part of an iceberg is typically just 10 percent
of its total size. Most is hidden beneath the sea's surface. References to “the tip of the iceberg"
have become a staple metaphor in many cultures, signifying situations that are not what they
seem. Of all the zodiac tribes, Scorpios are renowned for their expertise in discerning concealed
agendas and missing information. The rest of us tend to be far less skilful. APRIL FOOL! | fibbed
These days, you Capricorns are even more talented than Scorpios at looking beyond the obvi-
ous and becoming aware of the concealed roots and full context.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the coming weeks, | advise you to be like the 18th-century
post Emily Dickinson. She lived in quiet seclusion, corresponding through letters instead of
socializing, She seemed content to write her poems all alone in her home and be unconcerned
about trying to get them published. APRIL FOOL! lied. Here's my real horoscope: Now is a high-
ly favorable time for you to shmooze with intensity at a wide range of social occasions, both to
get all the educational prods you need and to advance your ambitions
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Some systems and situations improve and thrive in response
to stress and errors. Indeed, some things need strain or irregularity to be fully healthy. For
example, human bodies require a certain amount of stress to develop a resistance to infection.
In reading the astrological omens, | conclude you now need stimulation like that. APRIL FOOL!
| lied. Here's the truth: August of 2025 will be a great time for you to harvest the benefits of
benevolent stress. But for now, your forte will be the capacity to avoid and resist stress, con-
fusion and errors
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